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A Christmas song, just for you
Raccoons for tea, and a Fanta for, er, Göring
Sheets and bugs and choking priests
Ravens, rancid dogs and reanimated corpses
Stay away from that storm drain!
Spookfish, sphingolipids and perky pumpkins
Got your curiosity paddles at the ready?
Now there's a face in need of a fist
My brain is on a plane to Spain
Chickens in pants! Squirrels on skis!
Vertical meat and a horizontal walrus
Gosh dang motherfudging sugar show
My nest box brings all the owls to the yard
Anyone got some hairspray and a lighter?
I'll eat you up, I love you so
Hurry, boy, it's waiting there for you
Not really a Valentine’s email